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Reports of Agent Coulson’s death were exaggerated for the purposes of a “team-building exercise” for the Avengers Initiative. As such, all speculations about Agent Coulson being a clone/zombie/robot/alternate-universe-duplicate/whatever must cease immediately. He’s fine
Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are asked to stop taking tissue samples for the purposes of testing for clone degeneration or synthetic skin. It wasn’t funny the first time.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4rutu9a321r45jjpo1_500.jpg)
[Submited by: harryhadouken
Reports of Agent Coulson’s death were exaggerated for the purposes of a “team-building exercise” for the Avengers Initiative. As such, all speculations about Agent Coulson being a clone/zombie/robot/alternate-universe-duplicate/whatever must cease immediately. He’s fine
Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner are asked to stop taking tissue samples for the purposes of testing for clone degeneration or synthetic skin. It wasn’t funny the first time.]
Requested by: Shanynde
Request: ’Married Unofficially’No one is quite sure at what point Natasha and Clint got married. In fact, everyone is quite certain that the two haven’t even realised it for themselves.
#main reason i am excited for the avengers: watching tony stark sass everyone and everything #and thor will just be like THIS ONE IS A MIGHTY JESTER#YOU REMIND ME OF MY BROTHER LOKI #and then loki will jump down from the rafters or something all HAY GUYS WATS GOIN ON
AND THE GREATEST BATTLE YET:
STEVE VS. TECHNOLOGY
#THE HULK WILL BE COLORING #’Bruce you’re coloring outside the lines’ #’Natasha it’s an artistic statement’ #’you’re a doctor #not an artist’ #’Natasha…’ #’it looks DUMB’ #’RAAAWWWRAAWWWRAAAAWRARAR’ #and then Bruce accidentally destroys the base #and Steve doesn’t have to worry about technology anymore because it’s all fried
those tags right there are the reason I am on this website
#remember when tags before the Avengers #were actually pretty fucking accurate #omg
When Shanta brings dates home, they are often greeted with not one, not two, but all of the Avengers waiting patiently.
Clint and Natasha often tag-team and gang up on the poor guy, both whispering exactly what they’d do to the guy if he hurt her. Right down to the last second of his life….
When Shanta is sixteen, her favorite place to be is on the roof of the Avengers Tower at night. She brings up a mountain of blankets, a mug of hot chocolate, and a book, settling down near the edge to read and relax. She likes to lay back and look at the stars, to imagine the other worlds that…
Shanta adores Thor and Thor is pretty fond of Shanta in return. He’s the only Avenger that agrees to tea parties, at these tea parties Shanta plays with his hair: braiding it, curing it, and putting it in pigtails.
Submitted by blainebanner
Interestingly enough, Thor is not the only Avenger to have a pet (Loki the cat).
Clint, surprise surprise, has a red shouldered hawk that he found in one of his “nests.” He has trained it to act like a watch-dog, calling out if it spots intruders.
Natasha does not keep any pets, but she feeds…
It is nearly common knowledge between the Avengers that if Bruce ever lost Shanta or Tony, he would Hulk out. Permanently.
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Tony doesn’t keep cans of beer or soda in the tower. On the rare occasion that cans are brought into the tower, there is a strict rule among the Avengers that the person opening the can must warn the others before hand (it has typically come down to simply announcing “Can!”).
The reason for…
